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Musk Discovers That When Governments Pay For Satellites, They Secretly Expect To Hold The Remote Control

SpaceX CEO highlights that satellite system constraints are influenced by the Pentagon and the President of the United States, noting that military contracts entail strict regulations.

Sid Peddinti, Esq.
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SpaceX CEO suggests that the limits on satellite systems are governed by the Pentagon and POTUS, discovering that military contracts come with pesky rules.

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